Thanks a lot Danforth…

Thanks a lot Danforth…

Did nobody at Apple realize that this was the picture they chose of Elton John?

Did nobody at Apple realize that this was the picture they chose of Elton John?

I wonder why the main “dirtbag” in the finale of Police Academy is wearing a Vassar shirt…

I wonder why the main “dirtbag” in the finale of Police Academy is wearing a Vassar shirt…

Nothing says “bitchin’ hardcore” like violin versions of Guns n Roses… Who buys this?

Amazon.com: Rock Symphonies: David Garrett: MP3 Downloads

Nothing says “bitchin’ hardcore” like violin versions of Guns n Roses… Who buys this?

Amazon.com: Rock Symphonies: David Garrett: MP3 Downloads

I was confused as to how this was not a joke album cover, until I scrolled down and saw Genres: Christian & Gospel/General.  Thanks for the lack of self-awareness Jesus.

Amazon.com: Born Again (Deluxe Edition) [+video] [+digital booklet]: Newsboys:…

I was confused as to how this was not a joke album cover, until I scrolled down and saw Genres: Christian & Gospel/General.  Thanks for the lack of self-awareness Jesus.

Amazon.com: Born Again (Deluxe Edition) [+video] [+digital booklet]: Newsboys:…

I believe this to be neither timeless nor ever in style.

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I believe this to be neither timeless nor ever in style.

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I just found out that Phil Hartman did graphic design in his early years, including these album covers. He just got a million times cooler.

Which part should they emulate?  The womanizing? The drinking? The creation of military grade weapons?

Which part should they emulate?  The womanizing? The drinking? The creation of military grade weapons?

If they remake Willow, they should cast Anna Wintour as Bavmorda, and Grace Coddington as Fin Raziel. Warwick Davis should still play Willow though.

Hello.

Hello.